Answers only! (A forum game of epic randomness!)

[SakiHeart]

Think of a random question relating to nothing. Then answer it. HOWEVER you may only post the answer, without any mention of what the question was Rhetorical questions count as answers. Have fun!

To start us off, here's mine:

It's next to the pickles!

[xnutmegx56]

42

[SakiHeart]

Maybe you’re right. I’m going to get a giant burrito too!

[NinjaRobot]

Group 3

[SakiHeart]

The madness, THE MADNESS!!!

[SakiHeart]

Not in these heels!

[NinjaRobot]

He's not even real!

[xnutmegx56]

You don't even go here!

[SakiHeart]

He went where with my chihuahua?

[GiovannaSkye]

He was stapled to the first monkey!

[SakiHeart]

She hid it inside the apple pie.

[SakiHeart]

No, I didn't steal your snowflake collection.

[NinjaRobot]

I said it was in the PANTRY!!! *grumblegrumble*

[SakiHeart]

That's because that isn't glue.

[NinjaRobot]

That's because that isn't glue.

Oh God. Oh good God. That answer terrified me XD

I never said she was in there!

[SakiHeart]

XD

I think the cat swallowed it.

[xnutmegx56]

Why not?

[SakiHeart]

Not without an umbrella, a top hat, and four dozen bagels.

[NinjaRobot]

Because bowties are cool.

[SakiHeart]

Because bowties are cool.

Awesome!

To make room for the tuna.

[xnutmegx56]

It sounded like a good idea at the time...

[SakiHeart]

It's only found in the restricted section.

[xnutmegx56]

It's only found in the restricted section.

HAHAHA I LOVE IT! Yay for Harry Potter references!

Well if Peeta could do it, so could you!

[SakiHeart]

It's only found in the restricted section.

HAHAHA I LOVE IT! Yay for Harry Potter references!

Thank you, thank you! *takes off top hat and bows deeply*

Anywho: If you really think he would go for that, then by all means borrow my pretend bacon.

[NinjaRobot]

It's MAR-jə-ree, not mar-GAIR-ree!

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